Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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