I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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