guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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