We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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