Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
