Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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