Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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