I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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