I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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