I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
is that a dick in a sweater?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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