We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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