Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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