hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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