Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
one might say we're banned from that church
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
