I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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