He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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