You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
When did angry sex become our thing?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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