Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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