Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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