Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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