sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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