is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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