everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Farmville is her only friend.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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