Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
home. puking in laundry basket.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm too high and old for this...
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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