i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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