can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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