Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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