Don't you send me to vm
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
