Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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