The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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