We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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