Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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