Me. At least after what I've been through.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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