OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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