if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I love having hate sex.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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