It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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