saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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