just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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