i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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go home
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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