I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
