Having a random hookup so left but love u
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
