Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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