i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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