I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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