I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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