okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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