This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
did i just pee glitter
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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