Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize