i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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