Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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