laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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