I wish i was in the wii world.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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