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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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I know that feel bro
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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