I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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