My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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