i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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