your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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