Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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