can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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